Costume Triage

Five questions. The clinic assigns one of the three cleared looks and prints your paperwork. Nothing is sent anywhere — this all runs in your browser.

Q1 Which hand is the racket going in? My left. Obviously. My right. I hadn’t thought about it.

Q2 What is the budget? Zero. I am wearing what I own. A bit. Thrift shop money. Whatever it takes. I have a card.

Q3 Do you have a racket? Yes, I play. I can borrow one. No, and I’m not buying one.

Q4 Who is at this party? Filipinos. They were all awake for Washington. Mixed. A few will get it. Nobody will get it. I’m doing it anyway.

Q5 Can you get your hands on a sampaguita? Yes. I know the vendor. Only a fake one. Not where I live.

Answer all five to get a clearance.

Unofficial fan project. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or approved by Alex Eala, her team, Nike, Babolat, or the WTA.